Posts made by Marquetta

Used to describe either an Antipodean chancer - someone who is full of BS when trying to sell a product or service - Or used to describe the act of screwing someone (e.g. a member of staff) over on the price of a product or service.

the best friend anyone could ask for
shes beautiful caring and unbelievably random and creative
no one can ask for a better friend
she has crazy moments but thats what makes her great

meaning [lanky]or [tall]
long shanks can either be te name of a lanky person or it can be the name of the type of legs

Fifty dollars worth of marijuana. (usually somewhere from 2 to 5 grams depending on the quality and dealer)

Me. [Captain Birseye][penis][dildo][h4x0r]

mead (noun), (german: Met)
Wine made from honey.
Roughly brewed like this:
Water and honey are transformed into wine by usual means.
Afterwards, the basic honey is put into the wine again to make it sweeter (better) and some herbs are added for further improvement of the taste. Recipes vary greatly.
First people who made mead were the vikings. Since then always been somewhat popular in many regions of the world.
This stuff was the reason for [vikings] being so cool.
Usually will get you drunk fast if you are not used to this special kind of alcohol.
Best served either cold or hot.
Warm mead is like warm beer: tasting somewhat shitty in comparison to the cooled stuff.
Possible mixdrinks are:
Vikings blood:
50% mead
50% cherry juice
even sweeter than the pure stuff.
[Odin]:
25-35% mead
65-75% beer
unique taste. For those who think mead to sweet.

a long time as in ages ago

1. A Knight usually placed to defend castles and/or Kings and queens

2)A member of the lowest order of nobility in Germany and Austria.

spanish slang for dick. also spelled chullpa.

Stigmata consists of five classic points where wounds appear: the side, both hands and both feet. Traditionally these are known as the Five Wounds or the Sacred Wounds of our Lord, because they are the marks that occurred at the time of the Crucifixion. Some people are said to suffer the Passion of Christ which includes: the agony at Gethsemane (including the tears or sweating of blood); scourging; the crowning of thorns; beatings; the shoulder sound from carrying the Cross; and the Five Wounds inflicted during the Crucifixion itself.

v. To give someone the sidewall. A sexual act where, when banging a chick from behind, the man turns his body to the side and rams the outer lining of the vaginal walls.

When you get a girl to lick your asshole and you fart in her mouth her cheeks puff out like a blowfish.

A male/female usually a victim of fashion, often sporting a Fin haircut and in full on cases of Lotion, with shiny skin as the result of covering themselves in tanning oil hence the derivation of the term.

a kickass band from the Trenton/Hamilton, New Jersey area. they have a lot of talent on their instruments,

To rearrange the first letters in a two or three word phrase. If the first two letters of either word create a distinct sound such as ch, sh or th, feel free to move the first 2 letters.

Some good ass weed; fifty for a 8th

a very crazy person, insane, class clown

Group of elite private schools in NYC. Each school has fierce competition for entry into the Interschool League, and between schools, there are a number of longstanding rivalries over sports teams.

A slang used as reference to work that involves walking a lot by foot

The red supergiant star in the constellation of [Orion].
This ageing beauty is one of the few stars on which surface features have been observed.
Pronounced [beetlejuice], the word was thus misspelt to provide the name of the titular villain in a 1980s Tim Burton film.