Posts made by Magaret

Living in a quiet, rural area to realign after too many years of urban partying. In effect, informal rehab .

To put a butt mask on a womans face then fuck her.

The female anatomy from the waist down.

Two or more family members who perform fellatio to one another. Fellations is a combination between family relations and the word fellatio. Put together make fellations.

verity is the kindest most amazing duck in the world,
shell always be there for you if you need her no matter how complicated things get

People who Bring authority to a chaotic situation.

A highly unoriginal individual who is obsessed with doom, gore, zombies, demons, and cheesy, wanna-be death metal. The word is a mix between the terms doom and scenester.
A doomster can be found at local show, possibly in a band, flexing his hand in the shape of a doom claw, and making squealing pig noises, which his favorite bands use superfluously. A doomster is easily recognized by their teased, tsunami, flock of seagulls haircut, illegible band merchandise, blocky skater shoes, and sprayed-on-too-tight jeans. Doomsters are usually of low intelligence, and will often use words like Brutal, core, doom, and sick in lieu of actually talking. Doomsters also on occasion overuse xs in their writing, despite the fact that they arent a part of the straight edge movement.

its the best, its the worst, its awesome, its sucky, its hot, its not, its rainbows and smiles, and its some hard core sex

Mandys dookie that she catches and leaves in the trash can...face up, with peanuts and vegies in it. Looks like splatter painted vegetable soup. Sometimes there may be hay in it too.

One die hard MF Nicki Fan. Dont tolerate shit from nobody and will tell you when where and how to get the fuck off. Far from scary and is the up most Ken Doll if you ask any motha fucka he knows. Mostly vicious and defensive when need be.

The name of someone who fucks their female cousins dog.

PDN = Proctologically Derived Number. An obscure mathematical classification for almost all numbers, including dollar amounts, presented to the public by governmental entities, politicians, pork-barrel government contractors, and other self-righteous prevaricators, with the sincere claim that the number is totally based on sound science, fiscal integrity, and the publics best interest. PDNs are typically presented as having at least an order of magnitude higher accuracy and reliability than the more commonly used WAG (Wild Ass Guess) classification of numbers. A sub-classification of PDNs is the LBSPDN (Loose Bowel Syndrome PDN), typified by numbers presented in such a manner or quantity as to inundate the public, leaving them flush with bewilderment.

An erection or [hardon], usually encountered in Baltimore or other wharf dwelling commuties.

ones thick, Fern like hair that grows upon your chest and/or face.

Oxytocin
[aka] the [cuddle] hormone
It is an [organic compound] belonging to the [carboxylic acid]
[functional group].
It also happens to be a [hormone]