An acronym referring to the age-old practice of the [tactical wank].

when you are laying in bed with a significant other and you fart then hold her head under the blanket

An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:

Girls say they like sensitive guys (lie)
Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how nobody understands.
Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
Emo guy is just too much of a py. His ps is too small, hes too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesnt even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying Its not you, its me. (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.

This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!

Homer Simpson says Seize the Doughnut, forget about siezing the day.

1. a comeback line so good, it cant be topped

2. a point so good it cant be disproved/topped

to stay off the nose candy for awhile, but then every now and then you dab

ALLAHU AK BAR is a term coined by terrorists. It is often yelled before the ensuing explosion. Run away as fast as possible if you hear it.

To kiss your grandmother good night.

Videos including two people with no limbs having sexual intercourse

1. Any group of people that generally lack talent, humor, modesty, intelligence, or any related qualities of otherwise normal people.

2. Used as a slightly less meaningful but more conversationally appropriate term for assholes.

3. The holes in butts.

Trolling is trying to get a rise out of someone. Forcing them to respond to you, either through wise-crackery, posting incorrect information, asking blatantly stupid questions, or other foolishness. However, trolling statements are never true or are ever meant to be construed as such. Nearly all trolled statements are meant to be funny to some people, so it does have some social/entertainment value.
Trolling isnt simply harmful statements. Intentionally insulting/libelous statements are flaming.
Just as bad as trolling is Feeding the Trolls. This is when people say stuff that they know will prompt someone to respond with a trolled reply and/or replying to comments that are blatantly from a troll. This is especially true when a troll first makes his comment/reply, and (usually many) people respond, either trying to correct the troll, or express anger at the statement. At that point, the trolling was successful and has been fed. When encouraged by success and feeding, trolls often return.

A certain young redhead white male who engages in love making while screaming spanish phrases like, yo kiro taco bell and singing Ricky Martin singles with a thick spanish accent.

Adjective
A man who is filled with more cheese than the state of Wisconsin. Constantly making comments to make a girls heart melt. Usualy having the effect of actually looking really corny. Though still deep down her heart melts.

Rolling On The Floor Laughing.

Rhymes with waffle.

one who is amazingly talented, beautiful and intelligent; also has a sexy ass.

pure coke -- no baking soda

A1 means excellent.in good health.it is an adj expressing excellence.

D-delightful
I-invasive
V-vivacious
A-attitude

A diva is a female performer, usually an opera singer, who is extremely talented but very imperious and tempermental. But the distinguishing factor is that her talent permits somewhat uncouth behaviour. A diva is not necessarily difficult to work with, she is just very professional and and has a low tolerance for incompetence. A diva is NOT just some no-talent pop singer who thinks everyone should acquiesce to her every whim, or even worse, some woman who is unecessarily rude, mean, bitchy, and often stupid just because she knows what she wants and revels in being high maitenance. These woman do not deserve the title of diva, because they have no redeeming talent or quality. They are simply loud and oboxious bitches. True divas should be treated with respect for their enormous talent and strong will.