One of the main characters from the cartoon [Invader Zim]. Dib is a young boy who dreams of being a paranormal investigator when he grows up, even though his father, a world-famous scientist, wants him to study real science. When the alien [Zim] appears at his school with plans for world domination, Dib is often the only one who can stop him. Unfortunately, no one else realizes that Zim is an alien, so they all think that Dib is insane.
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DanielleHotter than fuck wonderbunny honey bunches of sly puma. Gods gift to womankind. Man only wishes he could get with this. The sweetest, most kind-hearted person you are ever likely to meet, with the sexiest shoulders and hands and most perfectly chiseled abs to ever grace this earth.
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TitiesNice looking breasts, boobs or female chest.
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Brbbrb: be right back
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TriggeredAngered and/or feelings become hurt
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TriggeredEasily set off by constant heckling of a usually specific topic
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Fappingmaking your own fun
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JudgementalA condition from which we cannot escape, else we would not have been able to tell breasts from chests if you get my drift. Many people are more apt at being judgemental than others, alarm bells ought to ring if you find yourself with personality labelers who tell you that you have evil thoughts or are stupid. This is usually the result of some unfortunate mistake which you made and they have picked up on. The language they use is cunning, so it hits you where it hurts (guilt, sadness etc) and they blame you for causing the world misery.
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HookerA sexy woman who fucks men who need to be fucked. A woman who gives pleasure to desperate males like me when In need of pussy.
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Nae naeA stupid ass dance that everyone TRIES to do but FAIL
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AwesomeAn adjective used to describe a person who surpasses all human expectations, whose genius blinds all those around, who sets the supreme standards for humans to strive for, who is an Ideology all by himself.
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Polyamorousbeing in love with more than one person; having multiple loving relationships with all parties in the know and perfectly happy
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SwingerSwingers can be couples (married or not) or singles.
They have a sexually free spirit. Couples tend to be in love with each other, and only share each other sexually with others. Sometimes this means swapping wives sometimes it means group sex.
Single swingers generally despise the dating process and would rather meet at swinger gatherings where it is acceptable and in some cases expected that sex can/will occur on the spot with whomever they meet and feel attracted to. -
DatingA pointless waste of time... defined by massive usage of cologne and/or perfume, awkward sweaty hand-holding, and feelings of puppy love that usually dissolve in a few weeks (or less)
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Threesometwo sluts and a manwhore gettin sum XXX action
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MollyPulchritudinous. She claims she has blue eyes but many would say hazel with gold in the middle. You can tell she has been crying when they turn gray. During summer her hair is a golden color turning darker into winter and her smile will brighten any persons day or melt any mans heart. Athletic with model body who loves the outdoors and will care and love you if you give her the chance. Never hurt Molly because if you do you will regret the decision and make one of the biggest mistakes of your love life. Molly is a gem in the world.
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MollyNoun: A friend. Molly is smart, committed, a hard worker, opinionated yet liberal, compassionate, dedicated, a great listener, funny, sometimes perverse, fashionable, athletic and above all picturesque. Molly is one who you can turn to in your time of need. Molly does not pass judgment unless it is due. Molly has a great taste for music. Someone who you can speak to on the phone for hours on end and the conversation never dulls. Molly does wonders in the kitchen. Molly has a beautiful smile. Molly is the kind of girl you don’t want to let go of. You don’t want to break Molly’s heart because her trust never deserves to be broken. Many things can be said about her but her true potential is truly limitless. Molly is unique and not easily defined.
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Taco tuesdayCunalingus followed up by sex on a Tuesday.
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BenderAn alcoholic binge that at least lasts an entire week but can go on for months.
Note: This is not a 2 beers every night event. Every night must result in broken furniture, blacking out, or waking up in a puddle of your own piss and puke. This is not for the weak and wary. Only those who can truly rock out can handle this.