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A surname of Dutch origin meaning Raider or Pirate literally translated, to Flay. This also describes a sexual position in which the female lies on her side with her top leg raised, while the male straddles her bottom leg and inserts the hardened male organ, hits the spot everytime.

The area between the inner and outer wall of a monkeys vagina.

A word signifying a sudden unexpected turn of events, usually something that is impossible to happen, in ones life. Derived from the Japanese [Anime]-producing company named SUNRISE, which is known for their awesome, surprising, unpredictable, sometimes frustrating and indescribable PLOT TWISTS.

Fucked; to be fucked in general

Worlds fastest Corvette manufactured by Callaway.
Most expensive corvette produced for its time
,000.00.

The act of two straight male negotiating the terms to sleep each other after being shut down too many times by the opposite sex.

a dry starchy piece of toast, ie. rivitta or cracker

Noun-

1. a pun.
2. the playing, action, or conduct of a game: The pitcher was replaced in the fourth inning of play.
3. the manner or style of playing or of doing something: We admired his fine play throughout the game.
   to engage in (a game, pastime, etc.).

Synonyms:
PLAY.

The failure to shoot your load as you reach orgasm. The misfire may be due to a recent ejaculation, or chasing an orgasm way to soon.

the sweetest hottest guy ever. he maybe conceded have a huge ego and talk like a man whore sometimes. but he gets around girls so funny really nice sensitive. if a parker likes you go for it. it will be the best decision you will ever make. i didnt and i regret it sooo much.

a parker is usually very cute, average in height with dirty-blonde flippy hair. He usually dates short brown haired girls and falls hard. A parker is very sweet and trusting, but constantly will try to push you for what he wants. HE IS THE BEST KISSER EVER! and has a good sized penis.

Some one who smokes so much pot that they become constantly slow and dumb

Verb. To eat in entirety in one sitting, usually in front of an audience held in awe. From the 1996 film Matilda which contains a famous scene of a boy eating an entire chocolate cake.

hot girl, great hair
some one every one wants

tall guy wearing unusually large shoes.. maybe 2 sizes too big.. likes to bully small farts

When a person does a sexual act to an underage animal

Dynamo Kyiv is Ukraines main football team.

(By analogy to exploring caves/other dark places)
To engage in casual internet stalking, usually out of curiousity rather than for any sinister purpose.

borough: the act of being hit in the crotch.

Substance that the body requires to function. Has recently become a meme on tumblr.