Topics created by Jessica

Saying false things in an insulting way.

Sara Looney

believing that your ideas and behaviour are morally better than those of other people:

Masterbating refers to the act of ejaculating onto ones partner during sexual intercourse. It is a form of non-procreative sexual behavior that is often associated with sadomasochism and sexual masochism. The act involves the male ejaculating onto his partners face or body, and is often accompanied by intense pleasure. Some people may also use masterbating as a form of exhibitionism or to assert dominance over their partner. However, it is important to note that masterbating can also be a consensual and healthy expression of sexual desire.

Evidently really baaaad stuff.

My god that got dark. No family member of mine, that’s what it means. But only fuckboys day this.

As in Pulling a Lardass.
Avowing to a web community that you are leaving them all for good, and then returning the very next day apologetic or under a new handle. Attestations of Im Leaving! Im Leaving! usually accompany this behavior.

A boy who is pretty much a living accessory. There to make a girl look good. No emotional attachment involved. Can also be written as B.T. for short.

Of the nature or appearance of a peach.

An abbreviation of the popular japanese pop musician Tm Revolution (Takanori Makes Revolution)
The only vocalist in TMR is Takanori Nishikawa. He has possibly the most coolest/funkiest hairdos in japanese music history. Takanori is able to vibrate his voice when singing, and probably sings better live than his recordings.

Oh my glob

A combination of the words frat and slut, the word frut refers to any girl who has had sexual contact with 3 or more brothers from the same frat. Usually a frut will have some sort of physical defect such as nasty teeth, sagging boobs, a muffin top, scraggly hair (usually dyed a platinum shade of blonde with pitch black roots), or an inverted butt. You may be able to spot a frut at frat parties. Just look for the girl who has had the same cup with the same amount of alcohol in it the entire time, yet still is giggling wildly and thrusting herself sloppily all over her boys. Fruts dont seem to understand that the frat brothers are not their real friends and most of the time the brothers even make fun of her behind her back. Occasionally, even the nicest girl can be caught acting frutty.

A man who does [whatever] his girlfriend/[wife] [tells] him.

Get out my life

(of clothes) short and revealing.

Extolling/defaming a cause to people convinced of its greatness/horridness. Etymology is obviously from [christian] church choirs.