Posts made by Donald Trump

To increase the amount of drugs/alcohol in the body in order to increase the possibility of having a good time at a social gathering and or by oneself.

Lets go party time.

Old slang from the World War II era, still perfectly acceptable today. Similar to cool!

Used in Hispanic slang as a Tough Motherfucker, Bad Ass, To Man Up.

Means your woman has cheated/is cheating on you. It can also mean dude, nice or be a generally insulting word. It can really mean anything, you can get a smile or a stab. Its all in the delivery.

(Verb). Sweaty pooping.

Also, the act of spontaneously pooping after experiencing swamp ass.

the act of swimming while pooping.

A person, usually female, whose attempts at vanity result in a used, vulgar, or unhealthy and lewd appearance.

Shortend way to say Be Right Back used lots in messengers or internet chat.

1. Synonym of cringe

2. Pissed off, annoyed

The art of making love to yourself ..

bah:an exclamation of disgust or irritation
humbug:something is pure silly,nonsensical, or stupid

Acronym for In My Honest Opinion

An expression meaning the same as in your face, or haha, im right.

when you are to busy being constipated, that you retardedly wave goodbye to your friends whilst shit is filling your undies uncontrollably

formidable, amazing, heart-stirring, wonderful

A term often used by sluts who are in denial of their promiscuity.

When you want to fuck multiple people at the same time, but youre also a special snowflake.

A married person who enjoys swapping spouses with another married couple.

A Japanese water spirit. It looks like a human/duck/turtle type of thing. They live in ponds and rivers and drag people in and drown them. They also pull your intestines out through your behind. A Kappa has a dent in its head that is full of water, this allows it to go out on land. Also, Kappas are very polite. If you come a across a Kappa all you have to do is bow to it, the Kappa will have to bow back spilling the water on its head and leaving it powerless. Kappas also love cucumbers, toss a cucumber into the water were a Kappa lives and it will not harm you.
People also portray Kappas as being very cute and innocent looking. These versions of Kappas are indeed irresistibly adorable, they make me want to squeeze their little Kappa heads off!
And yes, I am aware there is also the Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority who think theyre so elite because theyve been around for so long. Well the REAL Kappas have been around since ancient times, drowning you and feasting on your soul!