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A putz is yiddish (derogatory) for prick.

people or person that are oafish or goonish. often compared to a large dumb animal. Not mean by nature but quickly provoked to stupidity.

Derogatory n. pl. Black person. Usually of lower class and mentality.

dirty and crazy yet crack infested, commonly related to negroes

A Vagina, 3 kinds:

1. Poonana is a little girls vagina 0-13.
2. Poonani A teenagers vagina 13-20.
3. Poontang a mature womans vagina (quite good) 20-35.
4. Poonono an old vagina often with large muff 35-110.

yeah, thats right or like deamn right, yes

U Wot M8 is just text slang for You what mate? - a confrontational phrase used mainly in Northern England. Normally in response to another confrontational phrase - see example below. It does make sense though is abbreviated, it is a shortened of YOU are going to do WHAT, MATE? Mate being the obvious indicator that there is trouble afoot. This abbreviation is probably the cause of much confusion to the American audience since they have similar difficulty with half two meaning half past two (not one or one thirty like some of the common guesses).

Type 1 Senioritis:
Most common form of senioritis and most contagious.
It tends to manifest itself when a fourth year high school student is half way through the first semester, waiting for winter vacation. This may last till graduation
symptoms within the student:

Lack of homework completion
Procrastination through reasoning

a.Fck it, I can pass the class without these last homework assignments;
b.Ill do it tomorrow before homeroom
tomorrow comes, home room ends
Ill do it during my free
fails to do homework during free, free ends
-fails to hand in homework
Ill do it tonight, and hand it in tomorrow..Ill still get some points
(cycle repeats).

Last Minute Cramming
Student often questions him/her self if they actually have senioritis, yet they blame
all shortcomings on it.
Wasting time on Facebook, Myspace or even World of Warcraft(more severe)
Increase in the use of Slang
Increase in Sexual Activity (heterosexual , masturbation, massive orgy[prom],etc)

Type 2 senioritis:
This form of senioritis can be found among students who boast higher averages, or those who just have more of an inclement workload. This type of senioritis is rather complicated, resulting in the student suddenly having a complacent attitude toward assignments that are not as urgent to be completed[NOT as in AP/College/Honors assignments].
OR
It can be visa-versa
resulting in the student completing all of the less difficult assignments, and neglecting more rigorous academic activities.
This type of senioritis usually manifests itself through the influence of seeing another (of less academic standing) neglect schoolwork, and yet manage to pass with high 70s to mid 80s.
symptoms -

All of the symtoms of Type 1 Senioritis
The accumulation of Journal Entries and/or Articles to complete at the conclusion of a quarter/semester
A complacent attitude resulting in the lack of motivation to conclude sentences on a Test/Homework
A lack of rechecking work, or revisions
Taking days off from school
Copying homework assignments ( also can be type 1)
Involuntary hallucinations of being unfettered by the fruits of Graduation Day, albeit the school year may be coming to an end.
Counting the days till Graduation.
Not studying for ANYTHING

Type 3 senioritis:
This is the culmination of complacency and academic neglect. This can only succeed Type 1 (rarely) or Type 2 senioritis. At this point, the unfortunate student loses all academic fervor and perception on the purpose of education. There is no cure for this type of senioritis.
common expressions of a student suffering from type 3 senioritis:
FxCK SKEWL
Most likely a student suffering from this type of senioritis will end up dropping out of school, right before failing all classes.
Some fortunate sufferers of Type 3 still get to graduate, but will not actually ATTEND graduation..or prom. (Also usually having to attend summer school)
Type 3s are more prone to having there College acceptances revoked,having all their dreams crushed of being a fully matriculated college student that drinks heavily and act out scenes from college movies like Accepted
Type 3s are more prone to working in fast-food restaurants.
symptoms (all of the above syptoms PLUS)

All of the above.
Living on Social Networking sites.
Dropping out of school
Failure to complete financial aid
Physical abuse of other peers who are more accomplished (ex. got accepted)
Procreation

CURES FOR SENIORITIS:

Request your parents to unexpectedly punch you in the face, the next time they see you Procrastinating.
Sky diving while looking at a bad report card.
Head Automatica- Graduation Day
Apply Vix Vapor Rub while attempting to do homework.

BENEFITS OF SENIORITIS:
People dont tend to usually see these benefits till college. If they survive senioritis.

Proficiency in re-arranging copied papers/essays.
Expertise in Forging signatures.
Immunity towards future senioritis
Alarmingly efficient time management (pun intended)
Mastery of Social Networks

symptoms of senioritis are variable. Most cases of senioritis tend to start after college applications and mid-year reports have been sent in. This entails a student not doing any work whatsoever, skipping class a lot, getting stoned/drunk for the first time ever, being apathetic about everything, and resenting taking all those hard classes to impress your favorite college which you wont get in most likely because its too expensive.
Also, seniors with senioritis tend to play pranks on others, sometimes doing thinks that they would never consider doing. But its alright because detention is alright after your mid-year reports are sent in.
Senioritis has been documented in a significant minority of seniors usually at the end of the 4th quarter of the junior year. This entails that the student usually doesnt do his college essay unitl the last week before the college applications are due. However, the student feels very smug because he got away with it.
In other cases, senioritis may show signs early on in birth, then progressing in elementary school, middle school, and the beginning of 9th grade. This usually means that the student goes to a bad school where he or she (usually he) has to take stupid, nonsensical courses, and question the validacy of the system.
Senioritis usually can be diagnosed by the student himself or by colleagues of the student such as a teacher.
Treatment for senioritis: Continue to slack off for the rest of the senior year, doing whatever you want. Usually graduation is the pinnacle for the end of senioritis for the student effectively becomes a college student and has to work hard otherwise he works at Burger Shack.
In some cases, treatment may not work, and the student may exhibit senioritis in college. In these cases, it is adviseable for the student to do research on procrastination and possibly visit a psychiatrist for further treatment.
Senioritis affects everyone, regardless of sex, age, height, race, etc. It happens naturally like chicken pox, or diarrhea.
Often the quote for seniors with senioritis is, Whateva, whateva, Ill do what I waunt, as exhibited by the senioritic Eric Cartman from the show South Park.

Docking is a verb describing the act of stretching one mans foreskin over another mans penis. It can only be practiced between men if one of them is uncircumcised. This foreplay is best mixed with a little lube or pre-come prior to the fun begins.

Airborn Special Forces

and so forth
usually comes after etc

Too.. many.. ARGH.. Japanese.. words.

In Filipino, it has 2 meanings:

1. Cow/Beef
2. Maybe

Affectionate pet name for your significant other

Space Ghosts cat

An interjection used when discussing an unfortunate circumstance without expressing anger. Welp is often used when exaggerating or seeking pity, sarcastically, or in attempts to conceal frustration. The P sound at the end is usually muted, and simply serves as a consonant sound added onto the commonly known word well.

The most amazing version of hott.
Usually a stunning girl not only with her body, but the way she acts.

Noun - My Baby Anna, I love you puppy

When a female celebrity, in an act of desperation at the end of her career, stands on her head and turns her vagina into a gonorrhea sprinkler system before a live audience in an attempt to extend their career.

[Acronym]. Generally Oh my God! For some people that dont like taking the Lords name in vain, Oh my gosh! For [Googlist]s, Oh my [Google]!

talking on the phone really late at night usually when no one is around. could lead to phone sex or very intimate conversations.

A chauvinist term for fucking a chick from behind with very little respect and spraying cum on her ass. Borrowed from graffiti culture in which vandals spray-paint [tags] on property as a demonstration of illegimate ownership and arrogant pride.