Posts made by Donald Trump

Dont... Just Dont

I Love Lamp -
A [phrase] used when someone has said something
Particularly [unrelatable] to your own life or
personal [experience].

a pair of big ass thighs.

The space between your sack-o-nuts and your whale hole.

Perineum, ie area of skin directly anterior to the anus. Generally refers to the male version.
(Obscure) Unkempt, often awkward character who just doesnt seem to fit with the rest of the group. Unrelated to 1; originated in Cape Breton, Canada, but has spread as far as Australia.

The way you wish someone a happy birthday on facebook if you dont like them, sometimes in hopes to stir up a fb fight.

Someone of limited intelligence and with a mean nature. Who prefers using their knuckles/fists, to using their head.

When your fart bubble becomes mud puddle.

To Accidently Shit While Trying To Push Out A Fart..In Other Words To Gamble And Lose

Y-YOUR
M-MOM
C-CAN
M-MAKE
B-BROWNIES

An expression of eating, or a sound thereof. Also could mean a sexually suggestive action upon either a male or female, one would use the lips and not so much the teeth, avoicing a chomp chomp like action

that guilty but oddly pleasurable feeling you get when you stick your finger a little bit too far up your anus in the shower

A usually secretive, sick and twisted activity/hobby that someone does, that KNOWS they shouldnt and feel downright ashamed for. Sadly, we all have them, including me.

Keeping a secret collection of ABBA and Carpenters and listening to their albums when no one else is around.

n.
to describe a certain substance or activity a person enjoys, and often practises, while said person morally believed or is informed that the substance or activity is [abnormal], improper or [incorrect].

See more at: [guilt], [guilty], [pleasure]

means cute or sexy in spanish. A girl that is hot, somewhat lady like.... sometimes, but shes always down for her shit

what you do will come back to you.

Dumbass athletes who get all the chicks in high school. They end up bagging our groceries, cleaning public toilets and flipping burgers at McDonalds after high school. They usually like group showers with other jocks after doing their dumbass sports.

gossip, talkin shit about one another,

a woman who looks like a man