fuckin sluts with no rubber
Posts made by Dave Paprocki
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RE: Reggie
left [earbud] used to mildly cut awkward [cacophony] when well- hung [tenant] is fucking the life out of an unexpected house guest whom he failed to request landlordian permission to issue an overnight invitation
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RE: Rendezvous
What Mecca is to Muslims, the Rendezvous is to BBQ rib lovers. Located in the alley, downstairs, behind 52 South Second in downtown Memphis. The Holy Grail for all us pig eatin swine.
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RE: Renee
The name Renee originates from France and means rebirth; typically Renees are drawn to people whose names mean wisdom (eg; Sheba, Sofia/Sophie, Minerva -yes like [Harry Potter]- ,Hope or even Sonias) and usually form close bonds with these people from an early age. Funny, creative and gorgeous, Renees only flaw is her short attention span when it comes to trivial things, but when it comes to everything else, if you need somebody to rant to, bitch with or even just someone to listen,shes the person you want. Its really easy to get off track when youre talking to a Renee, its possible to talk so much that you lose your voice within the first couple of hours of seeing her. Shes that person your friends hate because you talk so much about her, despite them never meeting her; she has her own insecurities but tries to never show them, her personality screams of confidence, shes open minded and not afraid to speak her mind, always accepting of people, always ready to try something new, you could just stay at home with a movie or explore the suburbs with her but whatever you do shes sure to create an amazing memory with you. If you have a Renee in your life, keep her close because shes guaranteed to become a cherished, lifelong friend.
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RE: Roll tide
The evidently mandatory utterance upon [teabagging] unsuspecting incapacitated opposing fans.
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Rotfs
rolling on the floor shitting is derived from ROTFL - rolling on the floor laughing.
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RE: Rq
A community on [Livejournal] where Random Question are asked and answered. Drama is rampant. Sarcasm and satire are constant. The Regulars are elitists.
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RE: Rubber neck
A person(or group of people) that are genuinely and naturally asshole.
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RE: Sausage fest
Where there is not enough buns for all of the hotdogs at a party
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RE: Sbf
Surprise Butt Fucked. When you dont see butt sex coming. Its not rape, its surprise butt sex
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RE: Scut
homewrecking whore. All the bad names in the book. Someone who likes to break up relationships by offering sexual pleasures. Lying when they say they dont want drama and they are done interfering and then go and have sex with the person you love. Theres a scut for ya!
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RE: See you next tuesday
derogatory towards women:
see (C) you (U) next (N) tuesday (T)
a sort of acronym using sounds and the initials of the last to
letters to mean cunt -
RE: Sex bracelet
Bracelets made popular by Madonna and the 80s that have changed meanign from a simple fashion statement to bracelets meaning sexual favours.
Favours:
Black- sexual intercourse
Blue- blow job (alternate meaning: lap dance)
Green- cunnilingus (alternate meaning: outdoor sex, hug)
Clear- whatever you want (alternate meaning: hug)
Orange- kiss
Yellow- hug
Red - lap dance
Purple- Anal sex
Silver- fisting
White- flash your tits
Pink- flashing
Gold glitter- make out
Glow in the dark- using sex toys
glittery yellow-hugging