Posts made by Britney

A word describing a female with an extremely tight vaginal area. Though she is not a virgin, she is as tight as one.

A virgins vagina

Conjunction of the phrases ride it out and die trying. In other words youre down for whatever, even if it kills you.

1. (n) (brit) your arse
2. (n) a homeless person/layabout
3. (v) to do someone up the arse, ie. perform anal sex on them
4. (v) (brit) to like something/someone very strongly
5. (a) (brit) fit, hot, sexy etc.

Jake is the cutest boy youll ever meet, or look at, he has great taste in music and has the most amazing hair ever, hes the best friend youll never meet, he is loveable and caring, if somethings wrong hell try to make everything better
I love you Jake

When your visibly or verbally showing how much you want a guy or girl.

To put a mans genetalia or toothbrush in your mouth

A catchphrase that Mortys grandfather, Rick, uses in the Adult Swim animated comedy Rick and Morty. Birdperson, a character who appears in the episodes Ricksy Business and Get Schwifty reveals that in his native tongue, it actually means I am in great pain, please help me.

Oomf stands for one of my followers on twitter.

is used on TWITTER meaning one of my followers

an adult [erotica] forum where there is surprisingly little erotica and considerably more [flaming] and political [thread]s.
Plenty of ugly people post nudie [pics] as well.

When two women engage in lesbian sex and rub their genitals together for sexual gratification.

Shortened form of Instagram.

A measurement of looks, photoshop skills, number of likes, and race. An overall contest.

Cosplay:
It is a word that has its root in costume play. It is both a noun and a verb. Cosplay can mean the actual costume, as well as the action of wearing it
Contrary to popular belief, many cosplayers (well over 98%) do not believe they are the characters they are cosplaying as. Cosplays are typically worn to [anime conventions]. Cosplays are made for the following reasons..
1.) To recreate a 2 dimensional art form into 3-D.
2.) To challenge ones self to create a cosplay. Many of which dont seem possible to physically create, but somehow are.
3.) To show appreciation and/or interest in a certain anime/manga/videogame.
4.) To take pride in a cosplay that looks well done.
5.) Because normal cloth that is shitted out for everyone via mass factories and little kids in china are dull. Cosplays are much more interesting to wear. And each cosplay is one of a kind unique considering the wearer most likely made it him/herself.
6.)Its a Hobby
Reasons why cosplays are worn:
1.) To take pride in ones own creation
2.) To wear something out of the ordinary (societies restrictions on what is allowable to be worn everyday is bland)
3.) To show support and/or interest in an anime/manga/videogame
4.) Self expression. Often the character that is choosen to be cosplayed mirrors the actual person wearing the cosplay. The persons personality is like the character Not the other way around (the person wants to be the character).
5.) To get into the spirit of the son
6.) To have fun
Cosplayers cosplay for the same reasons that...
1.)Sports fans wear jersies and paint themselves for games.
2.)Goths wear all black, punk wear punk cloth, Preps wear tight cloth, gangstas wear baggy cloth....
But for cosplayers....A cosplay is worn for 1-3 days out of the year. A limited and restrained form of self expression.
Cosplay is a HOBBY. Much like a model builder builds models, a person modifies their car, a hunter hunts (when they can buy food instead), a gamer plays games, a sports fan watches sports. A cosplayer cosplays (makes costumes).
For every 7 good cosplays there is one that someone did without putting any effort into. Those crappy cosplays are the ones that are shown on message boards and posted around everywhere. These shit cosplays are what give the rest of the cosplayers a bad name.
(this applies to American cosplay)

Hand held,it is a jargon word for a type of console.
Hand held consoles are [consoles] that are held in hand.

Hat Hot. Somebody (usually a male) who only looks hot with their hat on. Could be balding or just have a strange head.

A physiological dance action where one must lower their head to a 41 degree angle into their lower elbow. They would either flap their hands up while doing this dab, or point their hands toward the heavens.

One hand dabbs, however, is the lazy way of showing off to your friends that you can dabb.

Nugget Porn is a porn for special people like Chase, this porn involves 2 people with no arms or legs rolling around having sex somehow. Noone knows how, but it just happens.

Hunting for trolls.
Trollers hang around under bridges with troll guns at night (since trolls turn to stone in daylight), in the hope of bagging a troll head as a trophy.
As a VERY endangered (i.e. nonexistent) species, trolls are protected by law, and trolling is therefore illegal.