A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

A very ugly, usually fat girl who hangs around in bars and clubs waiting to sexually assault males who are too drunk to defend themselves.

stimulating your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

something that has never happened anywhere, ever, to anyone, at all.

The combination of sweat from the ballsac and anus that creates a buttery film on the grundle and butthole. occuring usually from an unwashed scrotum creating a smelly odor that worsens in thickness and odor by the minute. Also known as DB or Deeb.

a person who is generally stressed out or frustrated due to either lack of sex/sexual encounters or due to bad sex.
signs of the sexually frustrated are said to include chewing ice, eating chocolate and peeling labels off of beer bottles, although most people think these are just old wives tales

A term used by the legendary wrestling group, the D-Generation-X, which is often used to imply that you want someone to put their mouth on your dick and suck it like a lollipop.

The act of ingesting alcohol through ones rectum. The idea is to increase the alcohols effect and the speed with which one becomes intoxicated.

1. A memorable collection of mental images that one wishes to retain for master debational purposes.
2. Porn collection

Best Friends are very special people in your life. They are the first people you think about when you make plans. They are the first people you go to when you need someone to talk to. You will phone them up just to talk about nothing, or the most important things in your life. When you’re sad they will try their hardest to cheer you up. They give the best hugs in the world! They are the shoulder to cry on, because you know that they truly care about you. In most cases they would take a bullet for you, coz it would be too painful to watch you get hurt.

2 Girl best friends: They do all the girly things together, no one says anything.

2 Boy best friends: They do all the boy stuff together, no one says anything.

1 Boy 1 Girl best friends: They do boy and girl stuff, People says lots of stuff

Substandard, poorly executed or organized. Amateurish.

Porn with horses on it

Like a genie - he may be a little old, but if a girl rubs his lamp, hell grant her wishes.

I love you very much

The state of being emotionally distanced. May be seen as laid back or cold and arrogant, depending on the onlooker.

When a person of lower status must perform sexual favors for a superior in order to advance their career.

Latin-This for that

A watered-down definition of a word.
So called because liberals use certain words so often that they lose their true meaning.

Making gun threats to someone

The disgustingly happy feeling that is quite similar to a head injury. When infatuated, all common sense fails you. You turn into a giddy, giggling, goofily happy version of yourself that raises the eyebrows of the people that generally know you as a calm, smart, down to earth individual. You lose all sense of time while youre with the object of infatuation. You sit and grin while sitting in traffic remembering all sorts of little details of the times youve spent together. Sometimes, you laugh out loud and strangers look at you in fear and amusement. Your priorities suddenly change, everything that was important is no longer so. You forget or blatantly ditch out on events that dont involve your infatuation. You smile like a fool when their name shows up on your phone, you become a flustered moron when youre with them and yet you love it. You cant shut up to save your life, rambling the weirdest stories youve ever heard coming out of your mouth. Seeing them makes your whole week worthwhile. Dating, staying overnight, and waking up with them feels so amazing you question your sanity. You fall asleep and wake up thinking of the infatuation. You listen to terrible songs that remind you of them and check the urban dictionary to ensure your condition is normal. Its a wonderfully horrible change of character that should be welcomed but kept on a leash, lest someone have you committed.