Posts made by Becky

Frantic and compuslive behaviour often associated with methamphetamine abuse (crank). People who regularly abuse crank may find themselves unable to stop a particular random activity like searching drawers, having sex, or putting things apart. This is called tweaking.

the birthday when you turn the same age as your birthdate.

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

A very ugly, usually fat girl who hangs around in bars and clubs waiting to sexually assault males who are too drunk to defend themselves.

stimulating your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

something that has never happened anywhere, ever, to anyone, at all.

The combination of sweat from the ballsac and anus that creates a buttery film on the grundle and butthole. occuring usually from an unwashed scrotum creating a smelly odor that worsens in thickness and odor by the minute. Also known as DB or Deeb.

a person who is generally stressed out or frustrated due to either lack of sex/sexual encounters or due to bad sex.
signs of the sexually frustrated are said to include chewing ice, eating chocolate and peeling labels off of beer bottles, although most people think these are just old wives tales

A term used by the legendary wrestling group, the D-Generation-X, which is often used to imply that you want someone to put their mouth on your dick and suck it like a lollipop.

The act of ingesting alcohol through ones rectum. The idea is to increase the alcohols effect and the speed with which one becomes intoxicated.

1. A memorable collection of mental images that one wishes to retain for master debational purposes.
2. Porn collection

Best Friends are very special people in your life. They are the first people you think about when you make plans. They are the first people you go to when you need someone to talk to. You will phone them up just to talk about nothing, or the most important things in your life. When you’re sad they will try their hardest to cheer you up. They give the best hugs in the world! They are the shoulder to cry on, because you know that they truly care about you. In most cases they would take a bullet for you, coz it would be too painful to watch you get hurt.

2 Girl best friends: They do all the girly things together, no one says anything.

2 Boy best friends: They do all the boy stuff together, no one says anything.

1 Boy 1 Girl best friends: They do boy and girl stuff, People says lots of stuff

Substandard, poorly executed or organized. Amateurish.

Porn with horses on it

Like a genie - he may be a little old, but if a girl rubs his lamp, hell grant her wishes.

I love you very much

The state of being emotionally distanced. May be seen as laid back or cold and arrogant, depending on the onlooker.

When a person of lower status must perform sexual favors for a superior in order to advance their career.

Latin-This for that

A watered-down definition of a word.
So called because liberals use certain words so often that they lose their true meaning.