Posts made by Becky

pornographic films involving at least one person of african decent usually a white girl being plowed by a huge black dick

A stickey cum stained National Geographic magazine

An Australian blond God. Born July 16th 1996, Lead vocals

Crazy sex. Usually slapping the sex partner rapidly while fucking him/her like a wild boar. Hump like crazy until the sex partner screams their lungs out. Different strategies may apply. Fist in the pussy until it rips is a classic. Hardcore sex is only good for making porn videos to make the viewer ejaculate like a bitch. Please use caution before having hardcore sex. It may end with a testacle loss, and STD

To disbelive something so much that some kind of hard evidence is required.
To be so frustrated by a social situation that you wish there was some kind of red tape to guide it with.
Origin- Whitney Houstons Diane Sawyer interview, where Whitney requests Diane provide reciepts for her allegation of over ,000 Crack Cocaine purchases.

Basically the way anyone under 18 finds porn

somebody who leads an alternative lifestyle, they are not [hippies] because they can have an extremly wide range of different tastes in music, fashion, art, literature etc they are usually very creative people. they are above all optimists, even if they can be very cynical too(it does make sense...sort of). they like wearing a mixture of wierd clothes and mix different fashions together just for the heck of it. they like weed. genrally very laid back and relaxed.

a joke made in 22 jump street that originally made all of us slightly chuckle so naturally the fucking idiots on vine blew it up and now it is fucking everywhere and annoys the shit out of all of us

to keep quiet about something

I am a female and I am telling you that the g spot is real. Put your fingers in the vagina, with your palm up. An inch or two in, you will feel a rough spot on the wall of the vagina. More your fingers in a sort of come hither motion, rubbing this spot. (This doesnt work on virgins because the g spot is above the hymen)

1. A situation where the result is a complete reverse (and practical mockery) of what was expected

2. A word heavy misused and abused in conversation today, mostly by people who think that using the word in any way will automatically make them seem intelligent. The word is usually misused to exactly mean coincidental or tragic, when again it doesnt mean this (see #1)

To press a piece of cannabis extract known as Butane Hash Oil against a heated surface of an oil rig pipe and inhale the smoke. These extracts have up to 90% THC levels. It is the newest growing trend for cannabis connoisseurs and Colorado currently has the largest following to date.

The Grim Reaper is [Death] with a capital D. He is perhaps the most recognized entity of all time, neither [ghost] nor [god]; the Grim Reaper is a [psychopomp] who’s job is to conduct the souls of the recently dead into the [afterlife]. He is often depicted as a tall pale skeletal figure shrouded in a long, dark, black hooded cloak wielding a scythe which he uses to harvest souls with, although some accounts say he just touches the person to pop their soul so they don’t feel pain when they die. When he moves, he seemingly glides rather than walking. The Grim Reaper is known for not saying much, always having a grin on his face, and of course being the main focus of attention in whatever room he is in. He is able to turn his head completely around a la Linda Blair so that he can survey his domain; The Reaper must be vigilant lest someone try to cheat him.
He rides in a rickety old coach drawn by white horses that makes a god awful noise due to the stones he carries in it. When he takes someone’s soul, he drops off a stone. The Grim Reaper is not an omnipresent personification of death in charge of the entire world, but rather each area has their own Grim Reaper who serves as the Grim Reaper of the area until such a time as they find a replacement.
Decorations of him haunt tombs and graves, often with the engraving of “Rich Man, Poor Man, Beggar and Thief…You will one day be were I am.” In some artwork the Grim Reaper is portrayed locked in embrace of Life (often pictured as a young woman.) The point is that life and death are connected and that life is as fleeting as the sweet bloom of youth.
The origins of the Grim Reaper go back far into the past and he was known by many names. In old Celtic folklore he was known as [L’Ankou], sometimes called [Father Time]. To the Greeks he was known as [Cronus] and the Romans called him [Saturn].
The Grim Reaper can teach us much. He serves as a reminder that life is short and to make the best of every day (eat dessert first and dance now), to cut away the dead wood and move ahead. The Grim Reaper also reminds us to care for out dearly departed. Go to the cemetery and care and lovelying tend a grave; go to a funernal and speak. Remember those you miss, however painful.

A phrase that represents ones complete and total disregard of anothers negative comment towards the original person.

A poor excuse for a failure to grasp the basics of english. When in doubt, throw an izzle sound in the middle of any word of just string random thoughts together and insinuate that they actually mean something. When backed into a corner, you can always claim that it has something to do with a sort of symbolism or is a defining trait that makes your race great, versus own up to the fact that it is essentially laziness at its finest.

Nickname for Wal-Mart that is used for over-zealous shoppers who just cant get enough of the store you can buy guns, knives, toys and groceries at but cant buy white-out unless youre over 18 and have an I.D.

Spaghetti and Meatballs

The video that is similar to [2 girls 1 cup] and [2 girls 1 finger] but ten times more nasty. This video involves 4 girls. One female deficates into one of the other girls anal hole. The act of licking the feces takes place. This goes on. The swap it on each other tounges. They then draw on each other with the feces. The video concludes with the girls vomitting on one of the girls butt.

I like how none of you jackasses knows the definition of the word supple, so you wrote down some random bullshit about rapists or crap like that.
Supple is a word describing something that bends or flexes gracefully, in other words, flexible.

The REAL definition behind Xs and Os is this
The first mention in literature of XXX for kisses at the bottom of a letter was in 1901, according to the Oxford English Dictionary. The X itself is very old.

The custom goes back to the early Christian era, when a cross mark or X was the same as a sworn oath. The cross referred to the cross of Calvary and the first letter of the Greek word for Christ, Xristos.

Even as little as a hundred and fifty years ago, not many people could read or write. The X at the bottom of a document took the place of a signature. They would kiss the X as a crucifix or bible was kissed to emphasize the importance of the mark. It was this practice that lead to the X representing a kiss.

O is an American thing and represents the arms wrapping around someone.

The best fuckin shot alive.

Pour redbull into a medium size glass, then drop a double shot glass in the middle containing 1 oz. Crown and 1 oz. peach schnapps, then chug that shit.