Conjunctivitis

[Julene]

[Pink eye], something you get from burying [your face] in a [strippers] ass.

[Luis Fok]

Inflammation of the conjunctiva of the eye.

[Donald Trump]

[Pink eye]. It is an infection in the eye thats really contagious, ugly, and gross.

Not exactly a slang word, but it definitely sounds cooler than saying [pink eye].

Also, while this is not a [sexually transmitted disease], if you have sex with someone with conjunctivitis, you will probably get conjunctivitis.

[Michiko]

[taking a sick day] from work in [conjunction] with [the weekend].

[Agnes]

a painful infection of the eyes that makes them red and makes the eyelids swollen and sticky