Pedometer

[Sarah]

An instrument for including the number of steps in walking, andso ascertaining the distance passed over. It is usually in the formof a watch; an oscillating weight by the motion of the body causesthe index to advance a certain distance at each step.

[Sarah]

A scientific instrument for measuring the degree of a person's sexual attraction to children.

[Sarah]

Device used to measure the number of children in the park at any given time.

[Sarah]

Pedo-Meter= a device that keeps count of how many pedofiles you pass.

[Julian]

Many-legged [child molestor]; [bespectacled] kiddy-fiddler with [top speed] of over 20 mph.

[Hina Muqadas]

a device that measures how far someone has walked by counting the number of times the feet are raised and put down again