Russian amphitheatre

[Kai]

A sexual act created by [the homeland], otherwise known as [mother Russia].
To begin the Russian Amphitheatre, the male puts his Russian cock into the females vagina.
While he does this, he then begins to rhythmically slap the females bottom to a Russian song, and proceeds to sing.
When the song gets louder, so shall the singing and slapping. No mercy shall be given to the female, just as [Stalin] showed no mercy to his people.