Archaeopteryx

[Sarah]

A fossil bird, of the Jurassic period, remarkable for having along tapering tail of many vertebræ with feathers along each side,and jaws armed with teeth, with other reptilian characteristics.

[Sarah]

Archaeopteryx, (archaios) meaning ancient, and πτέρυξ (pteryx), meaning feather or wing
1.) An ancient reptillian bird that exemplifies the missing evolutionary link between lizards and flying-lizards/modern birds.
a.) In the not-so-distant Future, the Archaeopteryx II is the missing link between man and flying-man. Projected Genetic Blueprint: 1 part man, 1 part phoenix, 1 part Archaeopteryx and 2 parts Olympic Gold-Medalist Vince Carter.
b.) In the Future, the Archaeopteryx III is the missing link between flying-man and space-man. Projected Genetic Blueprint: 1 part man, 1 part Anaerobic bacterium, 1 part Phoenix (the band), 1 part Archaeopteryx, 2 parts Solar Wind, and 1/2 part Dark Matter.
3.) That guy who's real hot and fucks like a crack-smoking, dragon-slaying, Level 92 Dark Wizard. Also, the same guy who convinced your girlfriend to do anal sex pornography for some extra cash in 2004. Also, the same guy who is currently directing internationally recognized and award-winning bukakke films starring your girlfriend and her friend Kate.
a.) Also, your instincts are terrible in regards to women unlike the skills of the lady-slaying Archaeopteryx