Bruin

[Jessica]

A name for a bear, especially in children

[Luis Fok]

A winner. Someone who attends the best University in Southern California, one ranked higher than SC in academics, with the most NCAA team championships out of any school in the nation. Not a skirt-wearing man condom. Wears powder [blue and gold], not piss-yellow and pimple red like the rich kids at the school surrounded by a ghetto. Cares about more than just football, unlike his/her lowly [crosstown] rivals. Actually has a brain and doesnt rely on daddys money to get him/her through life.

Not a rapist like the [USC football] team. Not a murderer like OJ. And not a snake like those USC grads who worked for Nixon.

[Monty]

The official mascot of the University of California, Los Angeles ([UCLA]), representing one of the most successful [NCAA] teams in the nation. A consistently large number of [collegiate] Bruin athletes represent the United States or their home countries at the Summer Olympics.

[Magaret]

A [small], [dickless] [bear].

[Dave Paprocki]

Something that has been [ruined] while under [influence] of a [brew].

[Vania]

A [Sexy Beast], that [instantly] attracts everything [alive].

[Jason Yan]

An unemployed person
One who drive a Kia
Someone who stopped caring about football following 5 consecutive defeats versus USC.
Victim of intense and crippling inferiority complex relative to [crosstown] [rivals] academic and athletic successes
Receipient of welfare

Note alternate pronunciation: [fUCLA]

[Little_Girl]

a weird thing that appears on [the tongue] that makes you not want to talk, [irritable], and lazy. it occurs once every week [or so] and is pretty disgusting to look at.

[Agnes]

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