Yonis

[Michiko]

yonis: (noun) 19 year old albanian virgin immigrant who spends his days learning hip hop dance moves, threatening people with a cap gun, and stalking mexican guys and underage girls, but still coming up [empty-handed]. In the night he lurks in the shadows watching HBO Latino. Hates all races, including his own. Looks up to White Supremacist Wayne as a roll model. Believes strongly in the usage of the N word. [Chronic masturbater]. Vocabulary consists of say somethin and yo man. Compares himself to [Negrodomis]. Has carried the same condom in his wallet since 1993. Makes God-like predictions. Once deep throated an entire banana. Abstinent, but not by choice.
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