Pisces

[Sarah]

A term often used to describe the underground [hipster] pie-cults of the Pacific Northwest. Identifiable by a devotion to the works of [David Lynch] and strong black [coffee] they spend weekends hiking and then scouting out roadside dinners and back woods cafes for the perfect slice of [pie].

[Sarah]

Probably one the biggest crybabies you will ever meet in your life. They get offended extremely easily, even by things that aren't supposed to be offensive. They cry to get attention.

[Zipporah Schumaker]

As a [pisces] we are very emotional but we tend to try and hide it. We get very angry sometimes. We have off days. We worry about [everybody elses] problems and tend to not worry about our own problems. We will [snap on] you if you say something rude or sassy. And we care about people who arent mean to us. We can also hold a long grudge. Btw Im a pisces

[Sonia]

We are nice and caring [asf] until fucked with. [Let me just] say that you’ll wish you would’ve known who you’re [fucking with]. Since we keep in all our anger and emotions in we’ll pretty much release it alllll on you

[Renato]

A Pisces can go from being emotional to being [your worst nightmare]. Pisces is nice to everyone around them until fucked with. If you fuck with a Pisces they’ll literally make life horrible for you. They know how to fight and [guilt trip] you. Pisces are usually freaks around their friends and very confident . When Pisces gets in an argument they won’t hesitate to go off on you. Don’t let the cute act fool you, Pisces are multi talented and can feel another person’s emotions deeply . I wouldn’t say a Pisces is [all talk] but [best believe] they flex a lotttt . Pisces hates seeing other’s in a relationship because they want to be in one, they are goofy asf too. OPINIONATED AS HELL!! They won’t hesitate to tell you they don’t agree with you. A Pisces is manipulative and if you try to talk to them and they aren’t interested or starts to talk to another friend [take a hint]. Pisces sometimes is aggressive and I see this in a lot of Pisces that when they try to talk to people they come out as defensive . Criticism will get you the defensive personality . Pisces aren’t bitches at all they just want you to understand them , Pisces is often blamed for something they haven’t done and has been taken advantage of so cut them some slack.

[PussyCat]

[Pisces] have the best argument for being the best sign. There have equal amounts of every sign. They do dream a little more so who doesnt dream. The fact theyre so laid back they have the world under their bottom. They are a [message in a bottle] we need to all open. When all alone they are [scheming] on a come back. Nothing is a set back to a [pisces].

[Donald Trump]

Many people think of Pisces as emotional people, [the reality] speaking does not say the same. Yes, we are emotional, but we definitely don’t show it. We try to show that we are tough and can go through anything. We are very strong through the worst. We don’t like to show that we are sad or going through anything. That is because we are scared people won’t understand us or we are scared that they will think of us differently. We definitely don’t accept “no” as and answer. We truly truly care [for the people] around us. We have many friends and we feel as if we have to make everyone around us happy at all times. We like to stay social and have many friends. We are caring and nice only if you don’t mess with us. If you get on our bad side, you sure as heck may be dead by then. We are not scared of telling you the truth. We may be known for our [honesty], artistic talents, having a small temper, and being social and having many friends. Many people like our traits due to our honesty and non-fake personality. We have a lot of energy and may also be known for our fun “vibe”. We hate to see people going through a lot so we do our very best to make them smile and help them. We detect lies and [fake people]. We are most likely the “mom” of the group or sometimes known as the “[therapist]”. [We are good] friends and love talking to many people.

[Lanell]

[Pisces] are very emotional there is no one to say we aren’t be thing is we never show that we are hurting on the inside. This is because we feel like we have to [stay strong] for other people. So we just put are problems into a corner and ignore them and deal with everyone elses. Another thing is Pisces might seem all nice and they are but if you piss them of you have got to [be prepared] to run. We don’t like to be messed with and if you do fuck with a [pisces] then I wish you luck!!!!!

[Tina]

[Dumb] but smart. She is hilarious and gets much attention. Everyone likes her [apparently]. She can be [rude] when she wants to, and is beautiful.

[Zipporah Schumaker]

A large constellation (the Fish or Fishes), said to represent a pair of fish tied together by their tails.