Pargo

[Couch Potatoe]

Any of various edible, deep-bodied fishes of the sea bream family Sparidae.

[Sonia]

An ordinary mid-western, middle aged, middle class white man. Usually balding and wearing ill-fitting [pleated] khakis, a polo shirt and glasses. Usually thin with a small [pot belly]. Thoroughly [unhip].

[Vania]

An [unqualified] person in a group who makes [the decision] to take on too much responsibility and thus causes the entire group [to fail].