Japanism

[Tina]

Though commonly mistaken for being Japanese, JAPanism is the process of being controlled by [JAP] (jewish-american-princess) or being a connection with someone under a JAP. The JAP is generally the mother, [girl-friend], and/or wife in the situation and keeps all those close to her under a tight [leash]. She is generally disliked by the friends of those under her control and when something does not work for her, she unleashes a devilish [shriek] that may leave some unconscious. Some symptoms of JAPanism include failure to keep a plan/promise/date, unreliability, and late-night gatherings. If you or someone you know is under the JAPanistic flu, please contact your local doctor or [banker] for more information. Remember it is a highly contagious situation and is to be treated with the [upmost] importance.