Miniature tanks

[Britney]

Enjoyed throughout Wisconsin, Miniature Tanks is a groin grabbingly good time where a group of people, either arranged in rows (facing each other), or in a large circle (facing inwards) get on their [hands and knees], shoulder to shoulder.
Everyone marches forwards on the ground, hilariously running into each other. The object of the game is to reach the opposite side of where you are standing, but you cannot stop the motion of the tank.
If you fall over, keep swinging your arms and legs and continue to chant MI-NI(a)-TURE TANKS. People get walked over, head-butted and bruised, but its kickass and dammit, itll [put hair on your chest].
Works well in [grassy] open areas, narrow hallways, and crowded intersections.

[Tina]

A group of 4 or more people gets on [all fours] in a circle facing towards each other and players march into the center of [the circle] while [chanting] “miniature tanks!” repeatedly.

Game works best while intoxicated.