Matters

[Tanya Shivari]

A word that is often used [sarcastically]. When used in such a manner, it means the opposite of its [true definition], thus meaning having little or no worth; too neglible to [worry] about.

[Britney]

Yet another of the opposites/sarcasm family of words meaning [unimportant], [inconsequential] or useless. Became popular in the early 90s with the [gen] xrs.

[Julene]

n. When a person is [depressed] but cant quite [determine] why, [he/she] has the matters. from Whats a matter?

The person doesnt know whats a matter.

[Oralee]

To be a worthless coward of a drunk that sits around and does nothing but [chew] on oneself and masterbate constantly to [scat porn].
Also one who is to lazy to chew his fast food and chooses to put it in a [blender] so he or she does not have to chew.