The skittler

[Marquetta]

The most wanted criminal in North Carolina. His primary weapons are skittles and is charged with 26 skittle-related incidents. He was recently caught after doing a drive-by [skittle] attack on a helpless lady who will be disabled for the rest of her life. He was imprisoned in a [supermax] prison where he escaped using only a skittle wrapper. He was last seen in [Cary] armed with a packet of skittles. His catchphrase is Experience the Rainbow!