Awkward lantern
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Someone who transcends awkwardness in social situations, and even can control it and use it to their own advantage. An Awkward Lantern is somebody who can talk to anybody, and [redirect] any awkwardness in a conversation unto the other parties, by refusing to acknowledge it. Named after the superhero [Green Lantern], because whereas a Green Lantern has control over the color green, an Awkward Lantern has control over awkwardness. Although they are rare, awkward lanterns are usually very adaptable and quick-thinking individuals. A [true one] can be dangerous if not a friend, because they have allies in the most unexpected places.
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