Mistletoe
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A parasitic evergreen plant of Europe (Viscum album), bearing aglutinous fruit. When found upon the oak, where it is rare, it was anobject of superstitious regard among the Druids. A bird lime isprepared from its fruit. [Written also misletoe, misseltoe, andmistleto.] Lindley. Loudon.
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The only plant that legally allows you to mouth rape your co-worker at the Christmas party
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Most people think of mistletoe as being romantic, but it isn’t, not really. The name derives from mistletan, which means a twig of mistle; the seeds of the plant are propagated through the [excrement] of birds, notably the mistle thrush. If you now take account that the old [Germanic] word ‘mist’ means [shit] or [dung], mistletoe’s name translates as ‘shit plant’.
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What Ms. Claus gets when her pants are too tight. Similar to cameltoe.
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Christmas plant people hang somewhere hangable in the seiling (on christmas) and if you stand under it with someone you both have to kiss.
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When someone wants to hold a specific happening or event over your head.
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When a males pants, shorts, or any garment covering the penis is pulled extra tight against his member. The male version of camel toe.
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Toilet tissue debris discoverd left on the anus while in the 69 position.
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an evergreen plant (= one that never loses its leaves) that grows on trees, with small, white fruits and pale yellow flowers. Mistletoe is often used as a Christmas decoration, and it is traditional to kiss someone under it:
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A leathery-leaved parasitic plant which grows on apple, oak, and other broadleaf trees and bears white glutinous berries in winter.
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