Flatware

[Sarah]

Articles for the table, as china or silverware, that are moreor less flat, as distinguished from hollow ware.

[Sarah]

Furniture in a box. Made of sawdust and requiring assembly.
The furniture starts out flat. Once assembled it takes on the aspect of real furniture.
People who buy this junk are too stupid to read classifieds and buy real furniture.
Stores that sell Flatware include Walmart, Target, and that WTF store IKEA.