Slackenitis

[Raeanne Dimick]

A very severe condition of being a slacker. Commonly diagnosed by continual refusal to work, be helpful, or show energy for getting things done. Unable to complete a job from [start to finish]. Is highly contagious in the workplace, home, or anywhere productivity is commonplace.
Some other symptoms are: Asking other employees over to your [water cooler] bringing them away from doing work also.(aka - [slackenitiss] desk to play music, talk about bands, or any other non-work related subjects)