Slowest buffalo

[Donald Trump]

the slowest buffalo is the chick at the bar, when you walk in, that you KNOW you can take home and [have your way with]. the chick that is down for anything, usually overweight with too much make-up. gives a good meaning to the phrase: Hey, I may not be good looking, but I put out. One thing that is very important if your going for the slowest buffalo, is that you have to consume a remarkable amount of alcohol to go through with [the kill]. usually [slurring] words and a blunt pass such as, heyyyou, you wanna fuck? will work just about every time.