Invigilator

[Britney]

the sorry sucker who volunteers to watch a bunch of [pubescent] children take a [standardized] test, instead of sleeping in on a [Saturday morning].

[Merna]

A species rarely seen outside schools, invigilators are peculiar, quiet creatures. Although they can be both genders, they are mostly female. When communicating, they whisper, although they talk very little. The favourite activity of an [invigilator] is to watch students as they [despair] over their [futures].

[Sonia]

A [made up word] for use in replacing the word [proctor] at stupid [universities].