Bichon frise

[Marquetta]

A [lap dog] that is often confused with a poodle or Maltese. People who confuse a [Bichon] with these other dogs are often retarded and out of the loop. If you have a Bichon, then you are part an elite secret society that is privilege to one of the funniest, friendliest, cutest, human-like dogs on the face of the planet.

Other benefits of owning a Bichon is they dont eat too much and therefore their poops are relatively small. They know when to play and when to chill and like to cuddle at bed time. They dont shed and they dont bark very much.

They can be used as chick-magnets if your a single guy and are they are great [conversation starters], because they are so freakin cute. When you walk a Bichon its rare that you pass somebody on the street and they dont smile, comment or somehow acknowledge your little Bichon.

[Gregory]

a type of small dog with curly hair, kept as a pet