Beland

[Zipporah Schumaker]

Possibly the best last name in the history of last names, Beland, is of [Icelandic] origins, meaning, one with long [toenails], or he who has more hair on the left side of his head. Considered the most kickass name in the universe, [Napoleon Bonaparte] considered changing his name to Beland, until he realized that in fact he had more hair on the RIGHT side of his head, and so it was undoable.