Salted

[Mark Zuckerberg]

when pain is inflicted by means of insult, [blackmail], or general embarassment. originated from when salt is sprinkled into a wound, causing further [stinging] and pain. later, gestures were added for effect, often consisting of rubbing fingers together over the victims head to suggest [gingerly] applying a layer of salt for extra emphasis on being served.

[Michiko]

When someone is insulted, [embarassed], or made to look like a fool of some sort.

Originally [assaulted], but later reduced to a more convenient [syllable] count.

[Sommer]

[Enhanced] with [Sodium Chloride].

[Dianne]

To be [verbally raped] or beaten, hurting others feelings and/or [crushing] [spirits]

[Kai]

when you feel [stupid], or [someone else] [feels] stupid

[Vania]

To be completely and thoroughly intoxicated, as if for the first time. Salted defines the world of drunken hurt that awaits for [a newb] out for a binge with their friends. Rooted in [the Rockies], it stems from the idea that an [LDS] person from Salt Lake City would not normally drink, so if you happen to convince them, they would go far over their heads and spend the rest of the night hugging the toilet.

[Britney]

an adjected used to discribe a how a person feels when their [self-esteem] reaches its lowest point. Just above [suicide] and just below extreme [shame].

[Sommer]

A word used to [replace] [Insulted], in a [Indian accent] when someone says Insulted, he sounds like Salted. Hence the word is derieved : Salted