Intarsia pizza

[Marquetta]

A delicious compialation of random ingredients to make the [perfect pizza]. Casesave shown to be too good, and some have died from inhaling such a perfection.
Ingredients:
Garlic(minced and chopped)
Bacon
Cheese (Cheddar and [feta])
Pepperoni
[Linguisa]
Twizzlers in the shape of the phrase HI
Pineapple

*FOR BEST RESULTS, BAKE AT 450 DEGREES. WHEN YOU THINK IT IS DONE, WAIT AN ADDITIONAL 7 MINUTES FOR PERFECTION.