Spanker

[Sarah]

The after sail of a ship or bark, being a fore-and-aft sailattached to a boom and gaff; -- sometimes called driver. See Illust.under Sail. Totten.

[Sarah]

One who spanks, as in, administering corporal punishment to the backside of a subordinate and/or sexual partner, either for discipline or pleasure.

[Sarah]

Someone who claims to know something about anything but in reality is only a half-witted chronic masturbator who wishes to impress with their ever-so-lameass limited knowledge in a vain attempt to cover-up their double-digit IQ, usually resorting to Wikipedia in desperation.

[Sarah]

A person with an irritating or frustrating personality. Used in place of swear words to express anger, but soften the impact of the statement.

[Sarah]

A foolish person, who if they spent as much time concentrating on the task at hand as they did worrying about everyone elses work, would be a champion.

[Sarah]

A fore-and-aft sail set on the after side of a ships mast, especially the mizzenmast.

[Kai]

A thin, very cute, very pretty, [SMALL girl],no more than [55] tall, who is very [pert] or perky in appearance and demeanor, with a noticably curvy butt, and arguably no more than 35 years old.