Matzo balling

[Raeanne Dimick]

\ˈmɑtsə bɔlɪŋ
noun: a sex act wherein the free-flowing beard of an Orthodox Jewish male is first braided into a string of knots (the [matzo] balls), and then alternately inserted and removed from the anus or vagina. This produces sexual stimulation in a manner similar to anal beads or [Ben Wa balls]. Deeply embedded within this esoteric practice is an Orthodox view of the beard as bridge between mind and heart, thoughts and actions, theory and practice, good intentions and good deeds. The act can thus be interpreted as rivulets of divinity flowing from mind to body to other bodies, forming an unbroken [circle of life], love, and faith that connects us all.