Orbiter

[Marquetta]

A guy that wants to sleep with his [female friend].
He orbits her (hangs out with in a [needy] way) in the hopes of [getting sex] someday.
If the girl is hot, she usually has many orbiters.

[Sommer]

A spacecraft designed to go into orbit, especially one that does not subsequently land.

[Britney]

A guy who secretly loves his female friend, and may go out of his way to [accommodate] her (couch-mover). Either the guy was shot-down early on and was placed in [the friend-zone], or he never had the balls to ask her out and [inadvertently] placed himself in the friend-zone.

[Raeanne Dimick]

The third wheel that invades time with potential couples. He is [hung up on] the girl that invites him to hang out only out of pity. While hanging out with the actual guy she is interested in, an [orbiter] will constantly text her some really [lame shit] in hopes to get invited to the festivities. Ultimately, he will invite himself over and make things extremely akward among the potential couple.

[Julene]

Ugly or fat girls that hang around an attractive or many attractive girls in order [to reap] the benefits of having [slack] [jawed] guys following them around.

[Oralee]

A woman who is moderately attractive. She leads numerous men on and has a number of them [orbiting] her like [moons] around a planet. She keeps them orbiting with subtle hints of sexual [flirtation] which she considers ‘normal’ the men then live out their life’s on false hopes.
She will bring one man into her atmosphere until she gets bored then push him back out into her orbit and bring in the next until she loses interest again. A master of cock teasing.

[Becky]

The skinnier females that [orbit] around the [fat girl] in various settings, such as at a bar or [lounge] scene, or a nightclub, etc...