Calender-cock

[Luis Fok]

when a person, usually male, divides his penis into 12 equal segments and labels them with the months of the year, starting with January at the tip. Each year that passes, the [calender] cock will be given a sacrificial virgin with a particularly tight [minge]. The calender cock must perform intercourse with said virgin once a day, thus gradually increasing the [threshold] for cock at the rate of 1 segment per month. some larger calender cocks can have the accuracy of weeks or in some extreme cases even to the day