Cloggy

[Dave Paprocki]

Thick and sticky.

[Monty]

A particular breed of human who inhabit an exceedingly flat country bordering on the North Sea. Commonly over 6 tall, sporting a bushy moustache which does nothing to hide their enomous overbite, often seen riding ancient bicycles without due care and attention, and famed for wearing [wooden shoes] (clogs), from which their name derives. More likely to be on state-sponsored indefinite sick leave than have a job, these animals stack themselves into state-sponsored apartment blocks in the most densely populated area of northern Europe. Often seen in other parts of the world in their caravans, liberally stocked with [chocolate sprinkles] (to be eaten on bread), Heineken, meat croquettes, and porno mags, shocked that they are above sea level and not quite sure how to deal with the [rarified] air of the Cambridgeshire mountains. Children and dogs are usually untrained.

[Zipporah Schumaker]

a tall person with [size 12] shoes who goes to maverick a lot. He watches TMZ and is a [clogger]. He chills with a [duky] (pronounced dukie) and a piff. He is in a kick ass metal band. He has lots of sisters and one lil brother who is a 4 inch nipple hair. He eats very slow, and always eats his breadsticks after everything else.

[Monty]

The affectionate name for a bit of [cloth] or clothing that creates a [soothing] feeling to a child when touched or [cuddled]