Kebabbing

[Zipporah Schumaker]

To hunt down and capture a wild [Kebab] in a group consisting of two or more fellow Kebabbers and a Jaccrington. Usually sighted on Friday and Saturday nights, the Wild Kebabs are a British delicacy that takes extreme skill and sharp wit to locate, track and finally capture for consumption.

WARNING - Kebabbing is not for [the feint] of heart, as side effects could be quite severe, including symptoms such as obesity, high [cholesterol] and diarrhea.