Epidermal saturation

[Sonia]

A serious disease that occurs due to over-exposure from double rainbows. Primary symptoms include reddening of the nostrils, inflammation of the nipples and in some cases [numbness] of the crotch. No cures have been developed but alternative treatments can be purchased, with prescription, from your local pharmacy. These treatments include daily [orphan tears], and excessive sexual activity. [Leprechauns] have been found most commonly diagnosed with Epidermal Saturation.