Simulator

[Renato]

also known as being a Pulling a [Simulator] or [pulling a Jake]

1. The act of always! Correcting people when they are wrong (no matter the circumstances). Pulling a Simulator you will always fight over the most tiny [micro] sized subjects. which can result with words/phrases such as owned, your a fag, your gay and my personal favorite you like boys. (yes the usual, But being a Simulator is also known as being plain/old school)

2. In this stage of pulling a [simulator] has many after effects also known to the human body as the following: [Being an ass], Always being right, Anger, Headache, Groin pains, and Greasy hair.

3. and the third and final stage of being a simulator is, If you ever you get into a fight. You cannot hurt the other person. So instead of punching/hitting, you insert your index and middle finger into the anus of your opponent and drive your fingers as far as they will go. after the fight is over you stare at your opponent. this [counter attack] is also known as [fishies], this move is very effective against straight guys.

has no effect on women or gays

All in all, If some one attempts pulling a Simulator it can be the worst thing that happens to your day

[Ernesto]

A machine designed to provide a realistic imitation of the controls and operation of a vehicle, aircraft, or other complex system, used for training purposes.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

[Artificial] [Actual]

[Good from far but far from good].

[Lizzy Liz]

a piece of equipment that is designed to represent real conditions, for example in an aircraft or spacecraft: