Furniture salesperson

[Merna]

A poor bastard who sales furniture, lamps, recliners and [bedding]. One who lies to people about their taste in home furnishings. A person who listens to constant [whinning] about prices, listens to rambling about a house [decore] they dont give a shit about. When this simpleton finally closes the sale the buyer immediately begins to complain about the product.
A furniture salesperson might have to view buggars on the bottom of a [recliner] brought in for repair, might be exposed to the piss on mattress sent back to the store.
The furniture salesperson is always nice at work and a real ass hole at home. They have held as long as they can!