a small flying insect that bites
Gnat
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A blood-sucking dipterous fly, of the genus Culex, undergoing ametamorphosis in water. The females have a proboscis armed withneedlelike organs for penetrating the skin of animals. These arewanting in the males. In America they are generally calledmosquitoes. See Mosquito.
Gnat meaning & definition 1 of Gnat.
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A small two-winged biting fly, e.g. a black fly or a midge.
Gnat meaning & definition 2 of Gnat.
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AKA Friut Fly
AKA Nature's AssholeAt birth, gnats are given three objectives in life that they feverishly carry out with as much enthusiasm as a swinger at a wife swap.
First, they must at all costs have an innate desire to locate the nostrils of homosapiens and fly straight in to them no matter how visiously they are swatted at.
Second, baring deflection from nostril penetration, they are given an intense sexual desire to mate with the human uvula. Typically the man or woman being attacked are so busy shouting obsenities at the gnat so as to allow easy access in to the mouth and straight to the back of the throat.
Third, they are drawn to the sweet, sweet odor of feces. This causes a high concentration of the little assholes where ever there is a place mired in shit, such as open sewage lines, and your work place.
Presently there is no way to destroy gnats permantly, however a good clapping of the hands have brought many a gnat to their compressed demise. In 1915 a Dutch farmer, after becoming violently enraged from swallowing one to many gnats over a humid summer, devised a gnat trap which are still in use to day. Striking a blow for human kind everywhere these traps are comprised of sucrose water made to smell like the uvula which draw gnats in and drown them in a watery tomb. This of course is only a temporary measure as they tend to re-appear a week later after one of your asshole co-workers leaves a banana to brown on his desk thus starting the cycle over again.
Gnat meaning & definition 3 of Gnat.
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Someone who does frowned upon, but not illegal, actions in video games and life in general.
Gnat meaning & definition 4 of Gnat.
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An annoying bitch that won't leave you alone.
Gnat meaning & definition 5 of Gnat.
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Those evil looking things you see on the ceiling. On occasions you will see a gnat, get real close to so you can kill it, and then suddenly realise it's a moth! This is all part of the Gnats plan...It will now stick his menacing probe in any part of your body and you won't even realise.
Gnat meaning & definition 6 of Gnat.
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the opposite of tang.
Gnat meaning & definition 7 of Gnat.
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Gnat is the country/southern pronuciation of good
Gnat meaning & definition 8 of Gnat.
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The seed from a group of 6 or more middle aged men.
Gnat meaning & definition 9 of Gnat.
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A stalker; someone who constantly chaces or follows you but is unwanted and annoying
Gnat meaning & definition 10 of Gnat.
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Little [pesky] [bitchs]! The kind that no matter how hard you try to get rid of they just keep coming back! So you need to find the source to kill them little hoes!
Another name for: AN ANNOYING LITTLE BITCH!
Cleanest version for [HOLY GRAIL] of swear words: PUSSY, ASSHOLE, BITCH ETC...
GNATGnat meaning & definition 11 of Gnat.