Muscat

[Sarah]

A name given to several varieties of Old World grapes,differing in color, size, etc., but all having a somewhat muskyflavor. The muscat of Alexandria is a large oval grape of a paleamber color. [Written also muskat.]

[Sarah]

A city where there's nothing to do. Only go to shatti, or hangout.

[Sarah]

Muscat is usually a person who has a large penis, and has a great love for eminem. They may consider themselves a king in certain sense, ie that they dominate in certain areas, or that they are funnier/more attractive than others. Generally a bit of a walking joke

[Sarah]

By definition the word or name Muscat derives from the island of Malta off the coast of Italy. Scientists believe that the Muscat was the cause of Extinction of the Dinosaurs some 65 million years ago, due to the Muscats constant need for food. It is believed by many top scholars that in fact it was a shift in the techtonic plates causing the supercontinet Pangea to break apart.. But it was not a earthquake causing the shift.. It was the Muscat burping after eating a herd of woolly mamoths. The Muscat is nearly extinct in the current 21st century due to the complete lack of appeal to a woman. This is accompined by lack of intelligence, physical attributes (long bangs), terrible choice of attire (gun shirts) and finally his need for constant food. The intrest of a Muscat include and are limited to: NHL, sweatpants, american made vehicles, cellular devices, gun shirts, bad haircuts, over eating, and borderline alcoholism. The Muscat was thought to die off because of its inability to stay awake during sexual intercourse. Today the Muscat breed is still alive in parts of Michigan and western Washington and is said to only be alive due to the negative reinforcement provided by his closest friends.

[Sarah]

small hairy man that makes you want to vomit