Incarceritis

[Kai]

Noun. Acute illness contracted by previously healthy individual who has been placed under [arrest]. A last ditch attempt to avoid being taken to jail. Symptoms normally relieve [spontaneously] upon being placed in an [ambulance] or ED room.

[Renato]

• The act of [faking] an illness to avoid being taken to jail.
• The [inflammation] of feeling related to not wanting to be arrested.
• The use of a lie to try to keep from being [incarcerated].

[Jessica]

[Finding] out you are [going to jail] and suddenly becoming ill....requiring and [ambulance].