Syringered

[Tanya Shivari]

(n) The act of raising the expectations of forum members by posting a story (typically regarding a member of the opposite sex) as it develops [in real time], [updating] every three or four minutes but ultimately failing to provide a [conclusion].

[Kit]

Being [bitten] by a [spider].

[Sommer]

It would be a [VERB] not a [NOUN]. ([rolls eyes])