Squided

[Zipporah Schumaker]

To get absolutely fucked beyond belief. Originated in 1992 when a young Germanist named Squidward invented a particular form of binge drinking involving the mixing of [Deutsche] lager with [breastmilk]. His love for breastmilk may have dwindled but his [burning passion] to get stupidly drunk in untimely situations remained undying and henceforth to get squided became the latest in a long series of terms meaning to get so drunk youre no longer aware of what continent you are on and why your underwear is hanging out of another males mouth.