Wafer

[Sarah]

What is a wafer, you ask? A wafer is a thin, crisp cake, biscuit, or candy. It sort of feels like a thin piece of styrofoam.
There are many types of wafers. There are crisp, flavored, possibly chocolate frosted wafers, then there are assorted candy wafers. And who could forget Nilla Wafers?
But when you really get down to it, what is a WAFER?
When you actually sit and think about it, you may begin to feel that a wafer is not actually real. It basically is flavorless nothing. I mean, think about it, WHAT IS A WAFER? By simply writing this definition, and thinking about it, i'm beginning to lose all rational thought, and the incomprehendible idea of the actual existence of a wafer, is slipping away.
A wafer, my friends, is nothing...

[Sarah]

another way to call someone a fagbag. a wafer refers to someone who is: gay, slutty, faggoty, or just a plain loser

[Sarah]

a very skinny person

[Sarah]

The most effeminate of males. One with LOADS and LOADS of PRODUCT in his hair. Squeezes his little shake-weight muscles into extra-small V-neck t-shirts. Can be found bedazzling his wannabe designer jeans on the weekends.

[Sarah]

A flavorless cracker, i.e. A white, middle aged man with no personality or street sense, a dry sense of humor often seen on the golf channel. Women can also be wafers, however the woman wafer is called a waffle.

[Sommer]

A thin, light, crisp biscuit, especially one of a kind eaten with ice cream.

[Kai]

a skinny [ass kid] who wears [girl jeans] and tries to impress girls with magic tricks.Obsessed with his tattoos, and convincing people that hes not gay.ANNOYING. He usually is seen in localscene hang outs and thinks hes [gods gift] to earth.
Hes usually goofy looking, so much that you might confuse him to be cute...BUT HES NOT...hes probably an ass, and lacks in manhoodpencil dick much?!?.=

[Sommer]

Wafer is slang for an unmarked pill of pure MDMA that looks similar to a white [smarties] candy. Sometimes called waffles.
Consumption results in a very smooth [roll with] no [tweak] or hangover.

[Donald Trump]

The Wafer, a depressed creation of the internet created through a multitude of [Joji] songs, [break ups], a never ending sadness, and dislike to themselves. In most cases, a Wafer is like a parasitic leech that will [latch] onto sad songs and listen to them day in and day out, until the sadness of that song has become their own. There is only one thing that will bring a smile to a Wafer, and thats the artist known as Joji, as often times a Wafer will disguise themselves by using a Joji profile picture, but do not be fooled- A Joji profile pic is a sure tell sign that the person behind that profile is a Wafer. Most days, a Wafer will [loathe] around with no purpose in life other than to catfish desperate [E-people] for a sad entertainment, as a Wafer has no emotional value.

[Jason Yan]

A very thin, light, crisp, sweet cookie or cracker, especially one of a kind eaten with ice cream.